Out of the Blue

When I was a kid my Dad came upon a truckload of cellophane...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:55 -0700

When I was a kid my Dad came upon a truckload of cellophane and he wanted me to help him sell it. So I was taking it to the kids at school, trying to sell it to my teachers. I went and stood in front of the supermarket. I had a fantasy that one day someone would buy all of it. That some guy would just come along and be like ‘I’ll take em all’ It never happened. So I was walking out of Ralph’s one day and I saw these kids trying to sell these cookies and I was like yeah, I’ll take them all. So I bought hundreds and hundreds of boxes. I didn’t realize how many boxes I was going to have. I had a car full of them. I didn’t know what to do so I started just like throwing them out the window to people on the street. [*]

ancient-whispers: Gaia, the Wildwood Queen by Achaea

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:14:45 -0700

ancient-whispers:

Gaia, the Wildwood Queen by Achaea

ancient-whispers: Ourania Goddess of the Moon by Achaea

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:37:36 -0700

ancient-whispers:

Ourania Goddess of the Moon by Achaea

justahostclubgirl: Me Kauro and Hikaru

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:02:17 -0700

justahostclubgirl:

Me Kauro and Hikaru

pegacornalley: heiress-to-the-industries: mldmnnrdrprtr: crazy...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:13:55 -0700

pegacornalley:

heiress-to-the-industries:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE

OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MADE MY YEAR OMG

theartofanimation: Whitney-Moonball

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:11:21 -0700

theartofanimation:

Whitney-Moonball

niknak79: You have a valid argument

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:04:58 -0700

niknak79:

You have a valid argument

“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:28:17 -0700

“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dollar spent. What I wonder is why everybody doesn’t carry a book around for those inevitable dead spots in life.”

-Stephen King

coffeebuddha: hawkandhandsaw-az: Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor. ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:24:42 -0700

coffeebuddha:

hawkandhandsaw-az:

Fuck Yeah Feminist Thor.

#okay i love this both for the message it contains #and for the fact that now i’m just #imagining #thor #wandering around earth on his days off from avenging shit #and casually stopping people who are being assholes and being like #HELLO #I AM NOT OF THIS REALM #AND YOUR BEHAVIOR IS REPREHENSIBLE BY THE STANDARDS OF ALL CIVILIZED BEINGS #HAVE YOU PERHAPS CONSIDERED BEHAVING IN A LESS ABHORRENT FASHION #FOR I KNOW THAT IF YOU ATTEMPTED SUCH FOLLY UPON ASGARD EVEN MY BROTHER LOKI WOULD LOOK UPON YOU AS FOUL #ADDITIONALLY I AM SEEKING WHAT I AM TOLD IS THE BEST VENDOR OF DOGS THAT ARE HOT IN THIS CITY #IF PERHAPS YOU WOULD GUIDE ME I WOULD BE WILLING TO RECONSIDER MY ASSESSMENT OF YOUR CHARACTER #and people just #staring #at him #in fear/amazement #while he frowns at them radiating good intentions and Powers They Know Not Of #and his cape billows in the wind

*dies*

egbertdaily: You stick the FAKE ARMS in the CAKE on your bed. ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:15:25 -0700

egbertdaily:

You stick the FAKE ARMS in the CAKE on your bed.

This definitely makes the CAKE at least 300% more hilarious. You’re sure COLONEL SASSACRE would know the precise index of elevated hilarity.

((Cake in the gif was made by me at my Job. Video filmed by Ryan!!! A teaser to something we did for act 1!))

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:04:21 -0700

showslow: Book sculptures by David Kracov

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:03:19 -0700

showslow:

Book sculptures by David Kracov

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:02:56 -0700

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

kissingastrangehand: carmakiin: stellar-indulgence: “Terraform...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:58:06 -0700

kissingastrangehand:

carmakiin:

stellar-indulgence:

“Terraformed” Sculptures by Robert Cannon

Wow I like this??

Reminds me of Shadow of the Colossus

Disney Princess Mucha Series, by Lady Adler

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:53:13 -0700

Disney Princess Mucha Series, by Lady Adler

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:52:45 -0700

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

notshortedwardelric: momokurumi: I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:52:10 -0700

notshortedwardelric:

momokurumi:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING OMG

WAIT I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE?

loudmouthchosen: norsegays: astrolope: People being angry...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:51:51 -0700

loudmouthchosen:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Suddenly loving on Target, wow. Doing it right.

Type the words "Atari Breakout" into Google Image Search.

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:06:34 -0700

Type the words "Atari Breakout" into Google Image Search.:

Just do it.

dont-let-everyone-hunt-you-down: Search results for rainbow on...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:06:10 -0700

dont-let-everyone-hunt-you-down:

Search results for rainbow on imgfave on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/18HrZZH